Quotes About Ducks for Duck Enthusiasts

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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
-Michael Caine

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possiblity that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
-Douglas Adams

One is never alone with a rubber duck.

Ducks Here

Community Service Notice - A Clarification

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT.

Well, the molesting, not the feeding. Feeding is okay.

Though I hear some ducks like to be molested. That's not my thing, but nor is it my place to judge. So if it's consensual, you can molest them.

Higgs, the Little Boson That Could

Ducks all around the world travelled to hear the news from CERN yesterday - the Higgs Boson has finally been discovered.

However, the implications for duck kind are not yet clear. Many ducks hope that the particle will be unpredictable, in all the ways that make us love the weird and wonderful world of quantum physics. They hope it will be everything that those 'faster than light' neutrinos failed to be (don't feel bad CERN, we wanted it to be true too).

But so far the particle seems rather ordinary. It may not break physics as we know it at all.

Don't disappoint us, little Higgs Boson. We believe in you!